I Haven’t Pooped In A 12 months and I By no means Will Once more. – Leland – Peerdiy


My ongoing journey as an ostomate dwelling with a stoma. I briefly discuss receiving an ileostomy after an emergency surgical procedure that saved my life.

I stared at my palms glistening with sweat, feverishly wringing my fingers whereas concurrently attempting to dry them off in anticipation of the knocking on the door.

“Hey there! It’s nice to see you once more.”

He beamed at me whereas coming into the examination room. Austere in a white coat with somewhat pink stoma pin on his lapel. It seems like a cherry tomato the untrained eye.


“It’s nice to see you too! You’ve gained some weight I see,” he mentioned.

“With the ability to eat once more helps with that,” I smirked whereas barely cringing on the considered gaining an excessive amount of weight.

A 12 months in the past, we had been having a really completely different dialog. I’d prefer to think about my surgeon extra as a good friend slightly than a healthcare employee. He made me really feel comfy regardless of being on demise’s doorstep.

I suffered from Ulcerative Colitis for 10 years and I’ve been slightly fortunate up till final 12 months after I needed to take away my complete colon. Ulcerative Colitis (UC) is an autoimmune illness that causes irritation within the digestive tract, particularly the massive gut. It’s a type of inflammatory bowel illness (IBD) that significantly wrecks your life when irritation flares up.

“I’d actually slightly not should undergo surgical procedure.”

“We perceive, however simply in case we’ll block off a while tomorrow after work hours to take a peek.”

The surgeon and his entourage of medical college students eliminated their yellow paper robes and moved out of my unfavorable stress room to keep away from spreading the C. difficile that was nuking my guts together with a nasty UC flare up. Little did I do know, I wanted surgical procedure now.

One thing didn’t really feel proper. Did I pull a muscle…How did I pressure my diaphragm? It’s exhausting to breathe. Sharp pains in all places. I can’t breathe. Each time I opened my mouth to inhale, gasoline violently erupted out of my mouth and echoed within the room. I perforated.

I appeared like a jet engine igniting throughout takeoff.

“He’s inflexible.”

The gastroenterologist didn’t conceal his panic, whipping his head round towards his colleague, my now surgeon, who was equally pale confronted.

“Get me a theater now. Filter the remainder of my day. We’re doing this now.”

I additionally work in healthcare and it’s not typically that you simply hear such duress in physician to affected person dialog. In actual fact, in addition to motion pictures, this was the primary time I heard precise yelling and panic from employees. I scribbled my identify on a waiver, mattress brakes unlocked, and I used to be whisked out of that room quicker than a rushing bullet.

Hallway lights blinked throughout the ceiling. Left flip, straight, proper flip, straight once more. We pushed by way of a set of double doorways and chilly air rushed over my damaged physique.

Naturally I assumed to myself,


But additionally,

“Is that this the top? Is that this the way it ends? I’m solely 23 and I’ve some hopes and desires that haven’t been crushed but, however they’re getting crushed proper now. Am I going to die? I don’t have sufficient time to say goodbye…”

I child you not, each single cell in my physique felt prefer it was on hearth and my thoughts was screeching as I used to be looking for some solace in logic. The mixture of ache, concern, remorse, and adrenaline accelerated my thought course of to such readability that I felt nothing anymore. On reflection it may have been anesthesia speeding by way of my veins too. Yeah, it was in all probability anesthesia and panic. However I prefer to assume that I used to be consciously chronicling my brush with demise.

I wakened a number of hours later with what I might study is an ileostomy. My very own little cherry tomato protruding of my stomach. For these of you that don’t know, the ileum is the top of the small gut and a stoma is any opening within the physique. So, ileostomy could be very actually the top of your small gut poking out of a gap on the facet of your physique. It’s a wonderful development of bringing your digestive system by way of a gap in your stomach in order that waste can cross out. Move out the place? Into somewhat sealed bag caught to my physique known as an ostomy bag. So sure, I technically nonetheless poop, however simply not the standard means like the remainder of you bum wipers.

Photograph from Parks and Recreation by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur.

It took a very long time to just accept what the bag meant to me. And I’m nonetheless working my means by way of that. There’s a whole lot of inconveniences to having a bag however imagine me I’m extremely grateful that the ileostomy saved my life.

There’s a wide range of manufacturers and fashions of ostomy luggage however issues nonetheless exist. Some individuals report leaks from damaged seals, itchy pores and skin from 24/7 adhesives, issue discovering a very good match with garments, and so on. I hope to in the future invent my very own bag system that addresses these issues. And did I point out this little stoma farts?

My stoma (which I’ve cordially named Asgard, pun meant) sometimes generates a cacophony of spurts. However fortunately every part is contained inside the bag which suggests no odor and no mess. So, it may very well be a plus relying on the way you take a look at it. By no means passing an actual dwelling run of a fart on a date and by no means needing to the touch a unclean public rest room once more appear fairly good to me. Additionally having an superior two truths and a lie truth — The 2 truths, I haven’t pooped in a 12 months and I’ll save a lot cash on rest room paper. The lie, I’ll by no means poop once more, as a result of I technically nonetheless produce waste.

Now you could be pondering, “What occurs when the bag is full?”

Emptying the bag is as simple as leaning over a bathroom and opening a Velcro flap (Thank God for Velcro). And clearly since waste is now emptying out of the flap there may be odor. However in all honesty, who’s poop doesn’t stink?

I’ve grown fairly proud of the bag. I not want to fret about waiting for close by restrooms in case my UC flared up after a meal and I needed to go. The true deal shouldn’t be having to fret in regards to the improvement of colon most cancers in my case. After I was 14, my GI instructed me that in 10 years my threat of colon most cancers would shoot means up and that thought had been an enormous burden for me ever since. My ideas of profession, beginning a household, and my life expectancy all rode on this horrible situation.

On a extra nice observe, did I additionally point out that every one my meals restrictions from UC at the moment are gone? (Therefore the burden acquire). Eradicating my colon primarily rid my physique of UC because it solely exists within the giant gut. It’s implausible with the ability to eat leafy greens with out worrying about fiber ripping by way of my intestine like an offended badger. I really like meals and I really like with the ability to eat it.

To be sincere, I’m nonetheless fairly apprehensive about dwelling my complete life with a stoma bag. There’s a whole lot of what if’s which might be unanswered. Like what if there’s a zombie apocalypse and I run out of provides? Sensible but facetious, I do know. However in all seriousness, with my background in medical analysis I plan on furthering the development of stoma bag expertise in hopes that I may also help others with this predicament. To all of these on the market who even have a stoma bag; we’re on this collectively and although we now have no colon, we’ll carry on rollin’.

“So, what about my appendix? Isn’t that connected to the massive gut?” I requested.

“We took that out too. It was a freebie,” the surgeon smiled.

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